Client Kamasutra

A few boardroom positions we're all too familiar with

The Client on Top

This is one position that is sure to send your client over the edge because he controls both the depth of penetration and the intensity of stimulation. The focus here is on getting the client off; possibly not the best position for you.

The Tight Squeeze

With your media budget clenched and your creatives crossed, you can feel the entire length of your client and grip it tight, creating loads of friction as he thrusts deep. With the agency rocking precariously, have the client reach under you and play with your strategy, or eat into your production budget. Mega-sensations guaranteed.

The 360

With a little bit of practice and a certain degree of flexibility you could pull off this position with amazing results. While you have your hands on his ATL, you could bend over to handle his BTL as well. This angle allows for super-intense deep penetration.  Bonus tip: With a little extra flexibility and reach, you can also pleasure him digitally, sending him over the edge.

The Toy Boy
If your boardroom routine is a tad stale, it might help to liven things up with a little toy. Best sourced from the South of France, or New York or London, these shiny metallic toys are built for pleasure. There's the deep reaching pencil-shaped pleasurer or the specially contoured Lion shaped pleasure enhancer that's sure to guarantee synchronised multiple orgasms in the boardroom.

The Headstart

A great amount of satisfaction has been had by the client in this position. Orgasms they say happen between the ears after all, and sometimes the only way to get ahead is to give head. Start by gently massaging his ego, while you simultaneously apply lips to his derriere. With the right amount tongue work and excellent gagging reflex, you will have him coming all over your double spread.